You came into my office looking to have some cavities filled. You tell me you are uneasy with the dentist office. I offer you the deluxe package….so you will be completely relaxed. It includes a wine enema, lots of laughing gas, extra shots of pain meds, and a happy ending. Your eyes get big with excitement. I feel the need to explain. “Why do you think your best friend offered you up this referral when your teeth started to bother you? The deal is that no one is allowed to divulge the details, just pass the referral to someone who could use our amazing services.” You eagerly sign the paperwork and I take you to the back. Your hands are clammy as you hand me your pants and shoes. I can feel your excitement at what is about to take place. I strap on the gas and prepare your enema. I have never seen any of my patients leave this office dissatisfied. I start filling you up with warm wine as your eyes roll back in your head with delight. I empty my syringes into your puffy jaws and I know you will not feel whats coming next. You will just hear the drilling of the drill and feel lots of pressure. When your cavities are all drilled out and filled with hot, white fillings, there will only be one more thing left to do. That happy ending! I bet you won’t miss another visit to the dentist again. Rachel 888.430.2010