March 3, 2013
I know it can be humiliating when you come to the nurse’s office with tummy problems. You’re worried about what I may think of you and what exactly I might do to remedy your tummy. But there’s really no need to be embarrassed you see, this is what I do everyday. I’m used to nasty little guys having to poop everywhere after I force an enema up their tight hole. Now what I will not have is a patient trying to resist treatment. No, I have absolutely no patience for that. Tummy problems can be so very uncomfortable, and usually all it means is that you’re having trouble evacuating your bowels, now the solution to that is simple. Let’s not make a fuss, you’re a big boy. We’ll make this very quick. Just a simple little flush up that little ass and we’ll be all squared away. Of course, you’ll have to leave in a diaper. Now now, there will be no discussion about it. We can’t have you walking around with shitty leakage coming out of your bottom now can we? No, of course not. So into a diaper you’ll go and there will be no more discussion. If i have to strap you down to the table I will, is that clear? And I’ve been known to perform unnecessary procedures when my patients make me angry. Just remember, no matter how humiliating coming to the nurse’s office is, I’ll always have the perfect solution to your tummy problems. Nurse Betty 1.888.430.2010