Baby Needs a New Nanny

Baby Sammy simply will not listen to the old nanny. He refused to stop peeing and pooping in his pants. He would wait for the old nanny to come over at her usual time, and he would just stare at her and his whole face would  turn red. Then, without fail, the next moment, the entire room was wafting with the smell that was coming out of  his stinky britches. The old nanny stormed out in disgust.

So, we have hired a new nanny for baby Sammy. She starts today. Baby Sammy needs some strict discipline from the new nanny. She shows up at 8am exactly with a big suitcase. Baby Sammy comes downstairs and does his normal sticky trick.  Nanny Rachel came well prepared for baby Sammy’s usual tricks. She told baby Sammy that if he was going to act like a big baby, She had no choice but to treat him like a big baby.

She walked over to her suitcase and pulled out diapers, wipes, and baby powder. She forced Sammy out of his clothes. He was putting up a big fuss because he wanted to keep messing up his pants. Well, it was quite a show with him whaling and kicking. She did get him in that diaper though. Nanny Rachel told baby Sammy that if he was a good boy and kept his diapers dry, she wouldn’t force him into a pink dress and invite all of his friends over to laugh at him. It must have scared the mess out of baby Sammy. We never had another accident again.

Nanny Rachel sure did work her magic on baby Sammy. We no longer have to smell his sticky britches while enjoying family time together. If you have any babies that will not listen to the nanny, give nanny Rachel a call. She is the best at putting babies in line without any lip back.

Nanny Rachel

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